mtastik

"...let me be that I am and seek not to alter me." - Shakespeare

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

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quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

I love her vertical crab walk. Like it’s nothing.

(Source: felicityperhaps)

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urhajos:

Not My World Cup

World cup

tastefullyoffensive:

This makes me uncomfortable. [x]

Lmao

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tastefullyoffensive:

This makes me uncomfortable. [x]

Lmao

tastefullyoffensive:

[lizclimo]

;)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[lizclimo]

;)

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Cute

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(Source: skanansie)

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imaginary-cigarettes:

A smug home invasion client wants access to his kids and a poor terrified woman fears deportation to the U.S. because of their government’s awareness/fear of her psychic powers (despite sworn statements she provided the authorities declaring she wouldn’t use them for evil purposes). You suck Thursday, you suck.

At least your clients are interesting. Mine are mostly boring.

tastefullyoffensive:

Pretty sure he’s using it wrong. [x]

Lmao

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pretty sure he’s using it wrong. [x]

Lmao

therealjess:

Hanging with my two favorite girls. #latergram

Stunning trio

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therealjess:

Hanging with my two favorite girls. #latergram

Stunning trio

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imaginary-cigarettes:

Ok, I’ve done an actual productive thing and feel like less of a jerk now. Paycheque justified.

I feel ya. It’s just been one if those days.

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urhajos:

Henrique Oliveira

tastefullyoffensive:

[nvmsocool]

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nvmsocool]

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landscapelifescape:

Mayan temple, Chichen Itza, Mexico

(by al-ien)

Chicken pizza?

http://jnadiger.tumblr.com/post/87596858967/toughlovemuse-naamahdarling-vixyish

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toughlovemuse:

naamahdarling:

vixyish:

constant-instigator:

I get why a lot of people hate the whole princess culture aimed at little girls. There’s a hell of a lot of toxic bullshit in there.

But when I was a tiny princess, my dad used to be my royal advisor. He would…

A very good point